Newcastle Comedy Listings 2026

Taskmaster and Mr Bigstuff star Fatiha El-Ghorri brings her debut stand-up show to Newcastle — a stereotype-smashing hour exploring her British-Algerian identity. Sharp, funny and not for the easily offended.

Britain's Got Talent winner and proud Geordie Lost Voice Guy tries out brand-new material at his home-town club. Expect sharp observations and silly stories on life with a disability.

The Pub Landlord returns with a brand-new show after his sell-out 138-date tour. Fresh pint in hand, Al Murray's blend of satire and silliness is as sharp as ever.

One of the UK's most acclaimed stand-ups brings a brand-new show to Newcastle's O2 City Hall across three nights. Doors 18:30. Age 14+.

The two-time RuPaul's Drag Race winner delivers a cackle-inducing mix of stand-up, storytelling and live music. Her first solo UK tour since 2022 — personal, funny and musically spectacular. VIP packages available. Age 18+.

Taskmaster favourite Mike Wozniak spins a characteristically idiosyncratic tale — this time centred entirely around a bench. No prior bench opinions required.

After years dissecting the news on The Mash Report, Nish Kumar takes his political frustrations out on a live audience. Brand-new material, fiercely funny and delivered with genuine warmth.

Online sensation Serena Terry (Mammy Banter) road-tested 22 types of therapy while surviving motherhood on the cusp of 40. Her biggest UK & Ireland tour to date. Age 16+.

Scotland's biggest stand-up returns to Newcastle fresh from a sell-out North American tour. Trademark storytelling and razor-sharp observation that has made him one of the UK's best-loved comics.

Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Sam Campbell brings his gleefully absurdist new show for two nights. If you've never seen Campbell before, prepare to have your brain gently turned inside out.

The Black Books star and BAFTA/Perrier award-winner returns with a joyously furious romp through the frustration and folly of modern life. Nobody does wine-soaked despair quite like Dylan Moran.

The fictional angry journalist is back — a helpful and hilarious guide to surviving the impending apocalypse. Jonathan Pie's live shows are a furious, cathartic romp. Age 14+.

Bill Bailey's new show blends comedy, music and surreal storytelling — he plays everything from synths to theremin. Part stand-up, part musical extravaganza. A perfect festive night out.

The Stand's weekly new acts night — the best place in Newcastle to catch tomorrow's big names in a relaxed, intimate setting. Always cheap, always unpredictable.

The Stand's flagship weekend headline nights showcase the best circuit acts and touring names in an intimate 300-capacity room. Lineups change weekly — regularly sells out.