so where's the comedy at my geordie cousins? i hear newcastle humour is one of the best in the world, so show me! :p

don't ask me, i'm irish.

you guys are meant to be even funnier!

yes hilarious. thats what the troubles were really about, which side had the funnier accent, north or south. it only came to an end when it was decided both were equally silly.

Have you thought about watching a dvd? you can get funny ones! like The Bill

you have the bill on dvd? oh dear god!

hey don't knock the bill its..er..groundbreaking stuff...yeah thats it!

is anyone going to answer my question?

ok then funny man, you should go to the Hyena. its in the centre of newcastle so you should be able to find it. the guys there can get afew chuckles out of me!