its hardly a restaurant im after, but its food, kind of, so it counts! after an early morning incident in my former favourite kebab house im in need of another! they dont like it when you spray ketchup at them. and then mess with a fire extinguisher. anyway, where do other people go for their drunken needs? preferably in the centre of town...

adana kebab is tolerable i suppose....

chicken cottage is a great place to get some scran when youve had a few ales! im not sure if theyve got a fire extinguisher to play with though...

kebabs are only acceptable after a night out and should never be pre-planned. you're giving georgies abad name!

what the hell is a georgie? pre planned kebabs rule the world!

you see? we already have wallies like me giving us a bad name, you're making it worse! i cant even spell out name right, how low can it get?

why do english people always want a filthy kebab after a few drinks? its something i just dont understand