I would have written this last night if I had been able to get off the toilet due to a bad stomach after eating in this establishment. I took my partner out to Cafe Med Jesmond on the 29/06/11. Upon arriving we were met by a huge plant obstructing the doorway in hindsight I think it was trying to keep people out. After we hacked through it we were met by a pleasant waitress who explained the terms of the offer to us. I ordered Chicken Liver Pate and my partner ordered Deep Fried Brie to start. We had been sat in the centre of the restaurant the tables in this end of the restaurant were very bunched closely together and the waitress kept banging into the back of my partners chair. The chicken Kiev was as dry as a bone and the fillet my partner had was the strangest looking fillet I have ever seen. To cut a long story short they forgot about our deserts and then my partner found bits of chopped onion in her ice-cream. Which makes me wonder about cross contamination She wouldn't let me complain so I put in in the feedback form. I was ill after returning from this establishment and was up all night. I would not eat here again